Welcome to Muslim Medicine!
Welcome to Muslim Medicine- the very first Islamic Online Medical Clinic where the self-proclaimed physicians are board-certified in malpractice and the medical advice offered is ridiculously idiotic. We here at Muslim Medicine believe in one fundamental aspect of healing- that laughter is the best medication.
Masjid Parking Syndrome
And you thought parking in the middle of New York City was bad? You ‘aint seen NOTHING yet.
Featured Medical Entries
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Masjid Parking Syndrome
And you thought parking in the middle of New York City was bad? You ‘aint seen NOTHING yet.
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The Science of Islamic Event Attendance
A complete guide to understanding why no one came to your MSA event.
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I Saw Her Die
What does it feel like to witness someone die before your very eyes…?
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Online Clinic Session 1: A Hijab Well Done
Yeah… it’s a terrible hijab pun. We know.
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Guide to Giving Eid Gifts
Sometimes the best Eid gifts aren’t the ones that cost thousands of dollars. HAH! Please. Those are always the best ones.
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Guide to Healthy Ramadan Weight Loss
Believe it or not- your chubbiness is NOT the kinda dawah that kindles interest in Islam.
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The Schizophrenic Muslim
What does a Muslim become when his mind is taken from him…?
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Guide to Rejecting Prom Advances
Prom- it’s like watching High School Musical, only more torturous.
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Sizzling Summer Workout Guide
We’ll show you how to make your body worthy of lowering other people’s gazes!
Muslim Med's Picks
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Masjid Parking Syndrome
Posted on January 8, 2012 | 3 CommentsAnd you thought parking in the middle of New York City was bad? You 'aint seen NOTHING yet. -
The Science of Islamic Event Attendance
Posted on October 18, 2011 | 16 CommentsA complete guide to understanding why no one came to your MSA event. -
I Saw Her Die
Posted on September 22, 2011 | 4 CommentsWhat does it feel like to witness someone die before your very eyes...? -
Online Clinic Session 1: A Hijab Well Done
Posted on September 11, 2011 | 2 CommentsYeah... it's a terrible hijab pun. We know. -
Guide to Giving Eid Gifts
Posted on August 28, 2011 | 3 CommentsSometimes the best Eid gifts aren't the ones that cost thousands of dollars. HAH! Please. Those are always the best ones. -
Guide to Healthy Ramadan Weight Loss
Posted on August 6, 2011 | 7 CommentsBelieve it or not- your chubbiness is NOT the kinda dawah that kindles interest in Islam. -
The Schizophrenic Muslim
Posted on June 21, 2011 | 4 CommentsWhat does a Muslim become when his mind is taken from him...? -
Guide to Rejecting Prom Advances
Posted on June 10, 2011 | 2 CommentsProm- it's like watching High School Musical, only more torturous. -
Sizzling Summer Workout Guide
Posted on April 23, 2011 | No CommentsWe'll show you how to make your body worthy of lowering other people's gazes!
who does that nowadays* and end up laughing at that too), waiting for more posts and sharing this site with friends. HELP ME Doc!!! I think i’m losing it 
