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Like most busy physicians out there, we here at Muslim Medicine work hard to fool you into believing that we have absolutely no time in our busy schedules to respond to your messages. We’re pretend doctors after all, and we’re extremely busy pretending to be doctors, so we prefer to not be disturbed by inane questions like:

“Are you married?”

“How much money do you make?”

“What kind of car do you drive?”

“Are you married?”

“Is it tough being a doctor?”

“I have this rash over here…”

“Are you married?”

“Are you married?”

 

The use of this “Contact Us” form is a powerful responsibility that we’re bestowing upon you. So contact us responsibly! Otherwise we’ll take a really long time to get back to you on purpose. Well, to be honest, we might do that anyway if you catch us at a busy time.